Professional Distraction

Professional Distraction                                James the Wanderer                      January 17, 2013 (Professor LeCormier crosses the stage to the podium) Greetings to all, students, graduates, fellow faculty; today I wish to discuss distraction, as a practice, a goal, and a professional occupation. But first, a distraction! (EAR-SPLITTING SIREN noises, lasting ten seconds; several in audience cover their ears, some [...]